Vacation truths

Here are some truths about vacations through the eyes of a child:

1.  Getting ice for the ice bucket is the most sought after job and must be done immediately.

2.  Every closet in a hotel room can be used as an "office"- the size is not important

3.  You must fight to the death for possession of the key card.  Take every sibling down if you have to.

4.  The hotel pool will be the best pool ever, regardless of any pool you have ever been to or are a member of.  Talk about it constantly.

5.  If there is no waffle maker at the free breakfast, don't stay there.  Sheets and towels are optional, but not the waffle maker.

Maybe sooner or later, we'll actually leave the hotel and go to Hersheypark, but then again, Hershey bars are sold right in the lobby.  We'll just ride some luggage carts and call it the best vacation ever.  Happy summer travels everyone!